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    5/11/2006

    蚂蚁与大象的故事（续）

    东东钟情的蚂蚁大象故事之续集：

    蚂蚁见大象在游泳，道：你上来！大象爬上来，蚂蚁看看说：下去吧！大象怒：你干什么？蚂蚁说：没啥，我泳裤丢了，看看是不是你穿了。

    附 蚂蚁与大象的故事

    一只蚂蚁在路上看见一头大象，蚂蚁钻进土里，只有一只腿露在外面。 小兔子看见不解的问："为什么把腿露在外面？" 蚂蚁说："嘘！别出声，老子绊他龟儿子一跤！"
     
    Re: 第二天，兔子看见整窝的蚂蚁排着队急匆匆赶路，问何故 蚂蚁答："昨天有头大象被我们一兄弟绊倒，摔成重伤，我们给那丫献血去。"
     
    Re: 没多久，兔子见大批蚂蚁又回来了，就问怎么回事，一只蚂蚁说："哦，只有一个跟那大象的血型一致，留他一个在那抽血呢，足够。"
     
    Re: 第三天兔子赶来问蚂蚁：那丫活了吗？蚂蚁无可奈何的说：我把它抬回去了，妈的真重，腰都累弯了，那丫也太不经得摔了！
     
    大象病好后要告蚂蚁，法庭判决，蚂蚁绊倒大象属恶意伤害，监禁6月. 蚂蚁不服，"人身伤害罪最多监禁2月，为何判我半年？" 法官："人身伤害罪判2月，绊倒大象为种族歧视罪，追加4个月～～～"
     
    Re: 于是蚂蚁向高级法院提出诉状：我等与大象本来平等，何来"歧视"，请高院明判，还我等清白，另诉法官诬陷罪。

    Re: 一天兔子忽然看见一只大象躲在树后面，将一只腿伸在外面。就问："你在干什么啊？" 大象说："嘘！别出声，我TMD等那蚂蚁龟儿子来，好拌他丫一下，为我兄弟报仇。 " 
     
    兔子刚离开大象就听见大象一声惨叫，于是马上跑回去看，途中遇见一只蚂蚁在路边喘气。兔子还没问蚂蚁就听蚂蚁自己说话了：TMD想整老子， 还好我发现的早。把脚给它踩断了哈！！
     
    Re: 大象又被送回了医院，因为股动脉被踩断，这次失血更多，连输 80L还不够，血库告急，而那只唯一与大象血型的相符的蚂蚁已经在上次输血后虚脱了。
     
    Re: 过了几天大象突然死了，大家跑去看它。发现她旁边有只母蚂蚁。就问它大象是怎么死的。母蚂蚁哭着说：我就告诉它说我怀了它的孩子它就~~~~~~~~~~~
     
    Re: 母蚂蚁产了一堆卵，孵啊孵啊，结果孵出一群鸵鸟，靠！大象死的真TMD冤啊~~

    10:28 PM | Blog it | 笑熬浆糊

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    龙行天下wrote:
    未完待续？
    Jan. 15
    小乐wrote:
    如果能带上你的表情语言，想必会更好哈
    Sept. 4

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